Whizzing on the Dock of the Bay

Websites disagree on the capacity of the human bladder, but everyone seems to agree that the average human bladder can hold 16 ounces of fluid. The human who wrote this stands 6'1" and  weighs...

Human Combat Chess 2016: A (Hopefully) Spoiler-Free Recap

Any doubts you may have about the athleticism of this year's Human Combat Chess players are put to rest before the pieces even line up on the board. If you arrive early, the warm-ups are a show...

Don’t Bother Watching: Next Year is Already Over for the NBA

Turn off your televisions. Get off the NBA website. Next year is already over. But first, remember the one kid in elementary school who was more athletic than everyone else? Our class had one. I...

Snapshots from Purple Tailgate Lot 3

I always say, "There's a reason they call it 'The inevitable.'" Because of that, I was hardly surprised when my PT Cruiser was finally placed on "IT watch." She gagged and grumbled for 20-some miles...

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