Whizzing on the Dock of the Bay

Websites disagree on the capacity of the human bladder, but everyone seems to agree that the average human bladder can hold 16 ounces of fluid. The human who wrote this stands 6'1" and  weighs...

Human Combat Chess 2016: A (Hopefully) Spoiler-Free Recap

Any doubts you may have about the athleticism of this year's Human Combat Chess players are put to rest before the pieces even line up on the board. If you arrive early, the warm-ups are a show...

Don’t Ever Let Me Put You onto a Gurney

It was the middle of the fifth inning in a game the Saints had, for all practical purposes, already won. It was unpleasantly cold, even if you'd been warming yourself with alcohol all afternoon. Midway Stadium...

Haataja DO! Run Your First Race

Less than three weeks after finishing my first race, I'm already looking forward to the next one. I'm running up and down the streets at weird hours, skipping the fourth bratwurst, and working on...

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