The comeback is kind of working.
Thanks to Blogger’s analytics dashboard, I’ve been able to track the number of page views Kinked Slinky has gotten this year (and NO, I don’t count my own!). Turns out, every month this year has reset my record for page views in a month. This month, I’ve already broken February’s record!
Don’t get too jealous. No seriously – I’m talking about a number of hits Aaron Brown or Aunt Becky get every 10 seconds. It’s neat, though. So I wanted to do something special to thank my loyal Bored at Work Crowd, who came back after my year-long hiatus; everyone who moseyed over here from Urbanspoon; the dozens of random viewers I had in Turkey that one day; the dozens of random viewers I had in Russia that other day; and even the five people who wound up here after Googling “downward dog ass.”
To thank you all, I give you this: An unedited, grammar-free wall of talk-to-text misfortune.
When Pubby and I dined at Borough and Bar La Grassa last week, I logged the evening’s details by yelling them into my phone. What the phone actually caught … is below.
|And here’s a picture of me pretending
to pick my teeth with a chisel!
I ordered the Grilled Subs North topping I ordered the pasta maker with the origin, and the caterpillar with braised rabbit.the bartender, Dallas, maybe I’ll be home a green building 41 minutes, and call that a Minnesota Corona. I’ll be approved. The ambiance is interesting to say the least. Likethe the couch looking mechanical, almost like something out of a tree moving. Otherwise, the bar looks like a a home dining room. Glass cabinets and glassware about it goes to change. I know it’s done he really, there were there Walters sheetrock smears a joining them. Like most Minneapolis food spots, they have their menu right now chocolate or scattered throughout the bar. Food restaurant on Mira. We ordered the Karabash yo, and, for 14 dollars, it was a tiny tiny portion. hubby was on the phone with the appetizer came. I took 1 bite, and was afraid to take a second fight out of worry that he wouldn’t get any food. That, for a 14 dollar dish, is a very very bad thing. the dishes self with. But the smallness of it was just very off putting. But, I understand, this is a warehouse district, and this is the part for the course. credit so who’s this is for getting up in the door. I wasn’t easy so, because this is the new place I wanted to try it, but the. Yes, she did talk him into coming to the bar for a beer as a first course. A smooth talker, she was. Even with that start hearing her nose. Stud earrings. the client told you expect. A lot of pics, classic French classes a lot of weird shirt. A lot of women wearing expensive cars a lot of expensive looking yet ill fitting shirts on man I’m home with me in my weird colored polo and on sale Dockers khaki. okay um uh yeah if you could I okay when you look at the last 1 third of our miniscule dish and said, just finish it, the writing was already on the wall. Granted, we only had an appetizer, but the time portions for what we paid ultimately St borough in our dinner quest. Take to drive that far my brother. Locate a 10 second walk from girl, Bar LaGrossa has also if she’s working on the bus. In fact, they had no reservations until 10 p.m. but I’ll be in I did hear 2 seats at the bar. If I can recommend anything, I would recommend sitting at the kitchen bar at bar LaGrossa. It really is an experience I like any other they bring you this weird shrimpy on known vegetable appetizer, but they did not have green bell bottoms until Friday and they did not at make a little beer on tap, so I was on fortunately unable to order anything for puppy. Otherwise, the only on, client so, and dining area very much was the butcher in the bar. I took a seat next to an obnoxious hipster in a bubble vest coat and we were odd amf running. dimly lit, large bold surrounding the lights, wouldn’t colors, brick walls, wind well the right next to the kitchen, you can see all the action. Has hang about the truck as they do their work, is very calm a very much like torture and the more. The only difference is, it when you sit in front of the kitchen you have the tablet right in front of you. It’s a it’s a refreshing elements.it was all so promising start to Mike on the person next to us has taken an interesting tactic to their dinner. They had ordered for small portions of lacrosse is pasta dishes, always a reasonably priced, and his friend were sharing all those we got very good reviews on what they were having, and then I decided to go that route. I want a puppy would like to add that start bartender said that she would do anything if you want it.I ordered the cavatelli with crazy rabbit, and the pasta Negra with the surgeon.got the uneven Gotti with shrimp and bad sorry um I don’t what you have and yes I see penny regatta so I had to pop in a rush and the rabbit oh right and what did you get what’s up what to do dishes you got if anyone got the restroom and crab ravioli. Awesome.